Last Minute Costume Ideas

 

What are going to be for Halloween?  Don’t know?  Here are some last minute costume ideas to help you out:

• * Carry a quarter and a hammer. What are you? A Quarter-pounder.
• * Dress in pink and carry a feather. What are you? Tickled pink.
• * Dress all in black, tie a shot glass around your neck. What are you? A shot in the dark!
• * Wear all black and put a postage stamp (enlarged if possible) on your chest. What are you? Black mail.
• * Wrap yourself in wrapping paper with a tag: "From: God, To: Women". What are you? God's gift to women.
• * Draw the letter C seven times on face and arms (use safe ink!). What is it? The Seven Seas.
• * Get a small weight (e.g. dumbbell) and stare at it intently. What are you? Watching your weight.
• * Quarter (or preferably enlarged photocopy of one) taped to your back. What are you? A quarter-back.
• * Black clothes and white face paint? A mime (you can even skip the paint if it is not available).
• * Wrap yourself in some (or all) aluminum foil. What are you? A baked potato!
• * Put a piece of Styrofoam beneath an old t-shirt. Stab a fork through it (careful!!!!). You are 'done'.
• * Wear all white. Attach (or paint) yellow circle to your stomach. You are an egg. Add horns and a pitchfork and you are a deviled egg.
• * Bridal gown and sneakers? What are you? Runaway bride.
• * Paint one finger gold. What are you? Gold finger.
• * Dress normally. Pin some socks, dryer sheets, hand towels to your shirt. Static cling.
• * Catcher's glove, loaf of rye bread. Attach the bread to you, wear the glove. Catcher in the rye.
• * Wear a t-shirt with a large ? (question mark) on it. Tape popcorn to it. What are you? A pop quiz.
• * Get some cat and dog stuffed animals. Use double sided tape or string to attach to an umbrella. Its raining cats and dogs.
• * Wear normal clothes. Attach a dollar to each ear. What are you? A Bucaneer. (Buck-an-ear).
• * Dress in a nice suit. Attach legal documents to yourself. What are you? A law suit.
• * An empty box of cereal. A toy knife. Instant "Cereal Killer."

Still stuck for a costume?  Read more bright ideas here: http://www.halloween.com/halloween-costume-quick-ideas.php